lunes, 11 de octubre de 2010

Tarde de Agosto

(notese la foto de Windows sample images)

Desde el 2 de Agosto que no escribo. La verdad ya tenía el blog un poco olvidado y con el cambio de laptops (old fart por Vikram) no tenía mi contraseña.
Por el momento estoy más que nada concentrado en aplicar a las Universidades y después de la fecha límite publico aquí mis ensayos.

lunes, 2 de agosto de 2010

En español

Mi primer comentario en Español... emocionante.

Pues este verano decidí que la mejor opción para mi será estudiar Cine y Ciencia Política.
¿Pero Berke que tiene que ver cine con ciencia política?
Tiene todo que ver pequeño Timmy.
Una sabia mujer una vez me dijo: "Aquel que estudia ciencia política, se gradúa, entra a la política de cualquier país y se da cuenta de que el sistema es corrupto y no puede aplicar lo que aprendió... el juego viene con reglas diferentes. En cambio un cineasta puede transmitir ideas, hacer cambios, demandar mejoras." yo le contesté: "Un artista hace más política que un cineasta".

Por otra parte les cuento que decidí comenzar un show por Internet con la señorísima de Mucha a.k.a. María Antonieta llamado Sauerkraut Express en donde expresaremos sátira política, cultural social, racismo, ideales radicales y otras cosas en las que creemos y en las que no creemos. Cuando tenga el link del blog se los pasaré por aquí.

Prometo escribir más seguido.

Spanish is sexier... if only I knew portuguese

You'll see, when I first started this blog I tought it would cover a wider range of people if it was written in English, however I have decided that since I haven't lots of followers (or at least they don't ever manifest) it's pretencious of me to try and write in english...

So, since I write this blog to myself more than to the public of the interweb I have decided to switch to Spanish as the official language of this gorgeous blog.

Also Clara del Valle from Allende's novel 'The house of spirits' insisted teaching english in Latin America was a waste of time... beings form other dimensions insisted in communicating in spanish and esperanto. Since I don't know any esperanto, Spanish from now on.

domingo, 13 de junio de 2010

P is for... Platypus, Propaganda


It's funny how any kind of media can take a poisonous-semi-aquatic-egg-laying-mammal that does NOTHING and turned it into something everyone loves. Like perry the platypus... that platypus that really is secretly agent P now has action figures, t-shirts, swimming shorts and basically all kinds of merchandise (and of course I HAD TO buy all of it).

sábado, 29 de mayo de 2010

Wishlist

Material stuff for the material side of me.
**NOT IN ORDER

  • Velvet Underground singles (66-69) [http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?_dyncharset=ISO-8859-1&navAction=jump&id=18860577&search=true&isProduct=true&parentid=SEARCH+RESULTS&color=000] in vinyl
  • David Bowie: Space Oddity in vinyl
  • A voyage to India
  • Geek glasses
  • Cheese
  • A lifetime supply of movie rentals
  • Someone writting my biography
  • A dog named Getulio Vargas
  • A scolarship at Brown University
  • A sock monkey (and then I can burn it)
  • A cool video camera
  • A cool photo camera
  • More time
  • Elixir for eternal life
  • A good dictionary
  • Huis Clos (No Exit) by Jean Paul Sartre
  • The entire Björk discography
  • A vegetarian café close to my house
  • Free takeout
  • A screening room in my house
  • Un Chien Andalou in DVD
  • All the 30 Rock dvd seasons
  • An exhibition at some gallery
  • A Victrola machine
  • Retro clothes
  • A time machine
  • More Cheese
  • More free takeout
  • A pizza
  • Better bullet designs
  • A gun
  • Sharper knives
  • My own TV Network
  • Another Top Chef season
  • A better government
  • Henry Kissinger's autograph on my "Diplomacy" cover
  • A star named after me
  • A certificate of authenticity of myself
  • More Tupperware
  • Wings
  • Warmer socks
  • More free takeout
  • Sheldon's wardrobe
  • Free paint
  • Avocado
  • Exciting shit happening
  • To visit the Original Kitchen Colosseum in Japan
  • Latin ascendence
  • A Sita sings the blues dvd
  • A jazz club
  • Tina Fey as my slave
  • My own witch coven
  • A fun job
  • Art
  • Knowledge
  • LOTS OF DVDs
  • My own theatre
  • My own small ship
  • Travels
  • A printer
  • A Mercedes Benz (so I can burn it)
  • A color TV
  • Plaid toughts
  • To wake up in Manchuria
  • A calendar that has a register of historical dates and dictators' birthdates
  • A fun wig
  • A crazy look
  • A band
  • More free takeout

lunes, 24 de mayo de 2010

Like a virgin... touched for the SECOND time


Ok, so you could call me a magazine virgin since I have never been able to get all the way with one.
Every time I start reading some magazine I grow tired of all the lies and the fake take on real shit.

The first exception to this was Andy Warhol's INTERVIEW... great magazine but sometimes too long. I really liked the design and everything but I simply couldn't get myself to subscribe and read it every month.

NOW I randomly found a Barcelona based magazine called "HISTORIA Y VIDA" (spanish for "Life and history") and its AWESOOOOOOME. I want to subscribeeee!!! It has primary sources, art related to history, book sugestions, science and i dont know it is just awesome. If you can get ahold of an issue I strongly recommend it.


martes, 18 de mayo de 2010

Things I don't like

Do you remember the list of things I like? Well, here's the antagonist...
  • Pink Highlighters
  • Most Fruits
  • Holes in socks
  • Wasting paper
  • Fanatism
  • Lou Reed/Bob Dylan as old people (unlike David Bowie, he keeps his cool)
  • Crappy ending in books or movies
  • Posers/phonies (i lnow, very Holden Claufield of me)
  • Colored paper
  • The weird giant pitcher of Kool Aid
  • Long commercials
  • Yellow, American cheese
  • Math
  • Bureaucracy
  • Days over 30°C
  • When the Barefoot Contessa doesn't make dessert
  • Blondes (But there are exceptions)
  • Summer
  • Finals
  • Short paragraphs
  • Short stories that are too long
  • Liars
  • The current Dalai Lama
  • Israeli foreign policy
  • Preppyness
  • Fake artists
  • Under-rating of some movies, books, cuisines
  • Littering
  • Humans that believe humans own the world
  • Mondays
  • Green pens
  • Itch
  • The sky with no clouds
  • Underestimation of the youth
  • "Cather in the rye"
  • Hollywood
  • Art being so expensieve
  • The weird things on the toothpicks they put in sandwiches to hold them together
  • Cheese (Just kidding)

viernes, 14 de mayo de 2010

Award week


"To be seen from above"*

Last week I won three awards (I know Im awesome)...

I won the first place in a short story contest with a work called "El tango de la mariposa" or "The butterfly tango" it is based on a tango by Carlos Gardel with the same name only applied to the fact some artist dedicate all their work to LatinAmerica and she gives back nothing.

Also my short film "6:oo AM" got the first place, and my painting "Para ser vista desde arriba" or "To be seen from above" got the third place on the painting contest... however I got a complaint:
The contest was called ExpresArte which transmits the idea that they seek for paintings in which you truly express something or some shit like that. The point is the first and second place were both pencil drawings with REALLY GOOD TECHNIQUE but that were a copy from pictures from the internet THEY DIDNT EVEN TAKE THA PICTURES. Now I know they are looking for picture copies, so next semester the work I send will be a Xerox copy from some picture or something... ARTISTIC STATEMENT MUCH?


*Thats how they displayed it.
In theory you should see it from above.

viernes, 7 de mayo de 2010

Multiple personality

Lately I've been believing of my personality as double: I feel there is the "organic, natural, strongly influenced by Asia" side of my personality and also what I call the Grotesquely Urbanized side. The first one is pretty clear, and the second one is such an exaggerated way of adhering to laws of urbanization... so straightforward, so blown up it even mocks urbanization itself.
I have some installation ideas for an exposition based completely in this ideology.. i guess ill upload some picture once I have them.

For now I leave you with a picture of John Waters' mustache:

domingo, 25 de abril de 2010

6:00 AM

Tomorrow we hand in our short film for the contest.
If we win we get to be screened in a real movie theatre and all...

I made the poster:
Its called 6:00 AM and it is a long story that I will tell during the week

miércoles, 14 de abril de 2010

Plaid Sweater

Grant Wood's lesser known portraits of the gothic face of American lifestyle are just as amazing as the American Gothic the looney tunes so many time mocked. For instance this Plaid Sweater kid

Grant Wood

Plaid Sweater, 1931

29 1/2 x 24 1/8 in (74.9 x 61.3 cm)

Becomes an instant favorite.
Perhaps all of us are a little bit plaid at some point. With inter-related ideas that pattern our lives.

I might be going to the Summer@Brown program... we'll see how that goes.

lunes, 12 de abril de 2010

Entry for Maria Antonieta

Maria Antonieta asked me today at school to please updat my blog so here it goes:

This week I got my car back (it was crashed), I've been listening to a Disney/Pixar movie score CD, I have been loaded with homework and I've been working on my short film...

Now, thats something worth commenting.
My friend Juan Carlos came up with an idea for a short film and he asked e to help him as art director... I have ever since been in casting sessions, looking for wardrobe and costumes, cooking fake blood, studying video photography websites and searching in the deepest of my mind for ideas to add to the plot so it has a little of the Magical Realism I love so much. We will send it to a short film contest and... well, we'll see... I'll let you know if we win.

I will leave a picture of Mayra Silva's "Invitación a la nada" Text over cloth napkin. Worth googling her, one of the best contemporar mexican artists.
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miércoles, 7 de abril de 2010

Intern

Today I have my third day in the alternativaonce galería.
So far, I have been complying the portfolios of Jessica Salinas and Nacho Cincoya. And reviewing the artworks of Mayra Silva, Adrián Procel and José Luis Díaz...
We'll be shipping them to Mexico City for Zona MACO (www.macomexico.com) which I won't be able to attend (yes my heart just died a little)

Adrián Procel
Acicalar mientras se escribe
135x150 cm


jueves, 25 de marzo de 2010

And the James Dean hair...

Today I got a haircut. I went to the weird (surprisingly straight) guy who works at the barber shop and showed him this picture:

And said: I want a haircut like that (actually it was: quiero que me cortes el pelo así) and when I see... nothing like it.

I'm pissed; specially since I specifically said what I wanted and then the guy decides to do as he pleases WITH MY HAIR.

I just hope It grows in spring break when society can't see me


jueves, 4 de marzo de 2010

No se me importa un pito....

Recent obsession with Oliverio Girondo due to watching Argentinian movie El lado oscuro del corazón.
US History exam tomorrow... nervous

Not much to say.

Who knows what will happen.

"No se me importa un pito
que las mujeres tengan los senos como mangolias, o como pasas de higo
[...]
¡Pero eso sí! -y en esto soy irreductible- no les perdono
bajo ninguna excusa, que no sepan volar"

martes, 2 de marzo de 2010

Undecided...

I watch Iron Chef and I am certain I want to dedicate my life to cooking... I then take a glimpse at an art-nouveau-esque add and I am sure I would like to know all the theor behind it and be able to analyze it thoroughly to the point of writting a book on Mucha's impact in the XXIst century.
It hasn't been hours before I am arguing with someone over a piece of literature and the intense thought of having a complete education on it is too big to control.

I am uncertain... I son't know where will my life take me (note it is not about where will I take MY life). As of now I can be happy with what I got

Cooking, Art, literature?

NO FUCKING IDEA

PD. I worte my historical investigation on activism in the 60s. It was amazing... maybe ill upload it when it's finished.

lunes, 22 de febrero de 2010

Short story (Angkor)

*Please consider this is translated from spanish.

A woman sits in a lotus in a plain flat field. She meditates with her eyes closed, it's so silent she can even hear her ideas. Suddently a mountain falls from the skies with a blue-ish skin toned six-armed hindu deity standing on top. This doesn't distract her, she doesn't open her eyes, until she takes a deep sigh and thinks about the way... everything stops. She opens her eyes in a rush and she is sitting in fornt of a desk in an upper west side New York appartment. She finally finishes writting her novel on an indian adventure and she puts the manuscript in a manila envelope she then proceeds to seal by licking the edge. She takes the envelope and goes to Brooklyn, gives it to her editor and finally she is able to forget all about the stress it has caused.

A couple of moths later she walks by Barnes and Noble and a picture of the same deity she saw in her mind while writting catches her eye, it's the cover of her book. In a week it jumped up to become a best-seller and everyone in the streets carries a copy... literally.

Her dream of going to India comes true after getting several awards for her novel and once she is there she finds out it is just as she pictured it: a whole country that suddently froze in time. Seeking inspiration for a parallel novel she adventures into a series of expeditions through the Indian jungle and not being able to find inspiration in the tourist agency hikes she had been taking she decides to leave India and pursue the Eastern Asian experience that would -as she tought- fill her expectations a little more. She flies to eastern Myanmar and travels through Thailand, it has been two years since she has been living in Asia, and it's not until she reaches Cambodia she doesn't feel like home anymore.

She is wisely advised by several townspeople coming from different parts of the country to visit Angkor. She is a professional hiker by now so she decides to walk all the way there. Through the jungle she is mesmerized by the vegetation, scared by some of the fawn living in there but specially traumatized by the human voices she heard. They spoke in recognizable, yet never understandable, dialects and whenever she looked thowards where the voices came form nothing was to be seen. She gets paranoid after a while and starts running frenetically, this only makes more voices appear and more complication to run through her mind. Once the voices finaly stop gentle bells, that sound because of their swaying in the wind, are heard at a rather close distance. She walks thowards them, more calm but still scared. She reaches the bells (that had red ribbons tied reaching the ground). And finds an abbandoned temple similar to what people had described to her as Angkor, but in a much smaller scale and with no possible track of tourism ever existing there.

She is mesmerized by the beauty of the inhabited structure that had a sense of virginity and a sudden aura of calmness. As she thinks on this she hears a couple of little girls inside and decides to explore, and maybe chat with them. Somehow knowing she would understand whatever tongue they spoke to her in. She enters the temple and to her surprise a beautiful Indian looking woman with nothing on her but a bright red sari and several pieces of jewelry is standing in there as if waiting for her. She loses notion, balance and sight. This makes her fall into an abyss of blue darkness where just tears of sound are to be seen. As this happens the Indian witch stares unsurprised.

The bautiful witch can't get over herslef. The voices in her head won't stop arguing about how to proceed with her guest's unconcious body. She keeps her floating in the center of the room while she tries to decide the next step to take and as she attemps to do this the rain strikes the temple and she knows what is the correct answer to her dilemma.

The cobra snakes she kept in the pit over which the soaring woman now was where hypnotized by the rain's sound and smell and so they were to obey all their mistress told them to do. As she rises her arms each of the snakes rise slowly and start to crawl on top of the stranger. The guest was now to become a host. They surround her entire body and the tangibility of it starts to dematerilize under the vile reptile's scales, leaving nothing but the spirit.

Her spirit is now condensed for the first time in thousands of years and the rage she feels for the sorceress is unacountable. She materializes into her true being, a deity in intense blue skin with several arms. She never stops soaring. She sends the snakes away into the jungle and grabs the witch by the waist with one of her powerful arms. She yells at her. She is furious. She still doesn't believe she is now dead. Her only wish is to kill this treacherous woman and as she is about to do so she stares directly into the eyes of this exotic woman only to find out she has more reasons to be grateful than angry.

She leaves the liar. And as she goes back to New York (by many means) her deity spirit starts to fade. She is sending it to her beloved friend back in Cambodia. For it is her spirit that should be elevated.

domingo, 21 de febrero de 2010

domingo, 14 de febrero de 2010

Notes on saturday's photos



I will be uploading saturday's photos sometime next week and I will not have photos of the sunday-wednesday interval because of the Free Enterprise Leadiership Challenge Ill be staffing in....
NOW....


I plan on forgeting regret or life is mine to miss in no way I will end my vie bohéme. Rose stilltints my world and keeps me safe from my trouble and pain.


Drink me make me feel real, dip your feet in the stream.
Game we are playing is love, love is a two way dream.

I HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT FRANK. I HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT FREE. YET THE SNAKE I SO LOVINGLY CLUTCH NEAR MY HEART IS TURNING AGAINST THE BIRDS THAT I ADORE NESTING IN MY HAIR:

sábado, 13 de febrero de 2010

"everybody must have a fantasy" -Andy Warhol

THINGS I LIKE:
  • Cheese
  • The rain
  • anything Avant Garde
  • Soy burgers
  • Organic cotton
  • the color black
  • Quentin Tarantino films
  • Renting movies
  • Cupacakes
  • Cheese
  • The Beatles
  • LP's
  • Anything retro
  • The color blue
  • Asian culture
  • Painting
  • Cheese
  • Nietzche
  • Reading
  • Carlos Ruiz Safón
  • Painting
  • Writting
  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show
  • Animals
  • POP ART
  • Traveling food (?)
  • Dreams
  • MECANO
  • LODVG
  • The Velvet Underground
  • Hannibal the canibal
  • Alfred Hitchcock
  • Biograhpies
  • Rothko
  • Pablo Neruda
  • Mandalas
  • Baking
  • Cheese
  • Cooking
  • Grandpa Socks
  • COOOOFEEEE!!!
  • Avocado
  • Bread
  • Cheese
  • Auctions
  • Buda
  • Incense
  • Cheese
  • Your mom jokes
  • funny t-shirts
  • Chuck Norris
  • Slvador Dalí
  • Andy Warhol
  • LIFE
  • Cheese
  • Koudelka
  • Photography
  • Apple Juice
  • Arizona Iced Tea
  • Gelatto
  • Indian Food
  • Govinda Prasad
  • Cheese
  • Wicked
  • Wickedness
  • The Wicked Witch of the West
  • PETA
  • Animal Shelters
  • Cheese
  • My friends
  • Cheese
And uhm... Cheese?

A "things I don't like" post coming up

Love is in the air... (but so is pollution)

Sooooo, tomorrow is the day we are all allowed to be cheesy and tacky. To everyone out there getting those Hallmark cards that tell you what you feel... enjoy it.

I want to congratulare Saga from THE NEVERENDING STORY for her too perfect photos.

I guess I'll just get back to you later

Yesterday's photos



I love when people don't notice I'm taking a picture
...

Excitement?

viernes, 12 de febrero de 2010

Yesterday's photos


NOTE: I hate bowling
MUTT

Sheldon (the first baby)

Bowling...

jueves, 11 de febrero de 2010

Yesterday's photos


A cow died in vain... for this
LIGHTS

Combo Locos

Happy Birthday Sonia!

miércoles, 10 de febrero de 2010

The doctor is in...

I am currently hearing my friend tell me about her problems. It is not my place to tell them to you people in the www. But she is... strong, Man!

today has been not so cool... grades are sucking. Haven't painted in a while... on the bright side I am writting an essay for Harvard's HACIA Democracy defending Pinochet as the most influencial Latin-American leader... i guess I can upload it when I'm done.

Pictures tonight!

martes, 9 de febrero de 2010

Irving, Gladdys' husband

Gladdys (a Glatys fish) that as of yesterday was pregneant. Now the little bastardous eggs have been laid, poor Irving... he'll never know.


Not the most flattering picture of me... but yeah
Homeage to René Magritte

*This is all part of a photo diary project (thanks tatis** for the idea)

**TATIS: http://crumbledcook-e.blogspot.com/