Wishlist

Material stuff for the material side of me.

**NOT IN ORDER

• Velvet Underground singles (66-69) [http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?_dyncharset=ISO-8859-1&navAction=jump&id=18860577&search=true&isProduct=true&parentid=SEARCH+RESULTS&color=000] in vinyl
• David Bowie: Space Oddity in vinyl
• A voyage to India
• Geek glasses
• Cheese
• A lifetime supply of movie rentals
• Someone writting my biography
• A dog named Getulio Vargas
• A scolarship at Brown University
• A sock monkey (and then I can burn it)
• A cool video camera
• A cool photo camera
• More time
• Elixir for eternal life
• A good dictionary
• Huis Clos (No Exit) by Jean Paul Sartre
• The entire Björk discography
• A vegetarian café close to my house
• Free takeout
• A screening room in my house
• Un Chien Andalou in DVD
• All the 30 Rock dvd seasons
• An exhibition at some gallery
• A Victrola machine
• Retro clothes
• A time machine
• More Cheese
• More free takeout
• A pizza
• Better bullet designs
• A gun
• Sharper knives
• My own TV Network
• Another Top Chef season
• A better government
• Henry Kissinger's autograph on my "Diplomacy" cover
• A star named after me
• A certificate of authenticity of myself
• More Tupperware
• Wings
• Warmer socks
• More free takeout
• Sheldon's wardrobe
• Free paint
• Avocado
• Exciting shit happening
• To visit the Original Kitchen Colosseum in Japan
• Latin ascendence
• A Sita sings the blues dvd
• A jazz club
• Tina Fey as my slave
• My own witch coven
• A fun job
• Art
• Knowledge
• LOTS OF DVDs
• My own theatre
• My own small ship
• Travels
• A printer
• A Mercedes Benz (so I can burn it)
• A color TV
• Plaid toughts
• To wake up in Manchuria
• A calendar that has a register of historical dates and dictators' birthdates
• A fun wig
• A crazy look
• A band
• More free takeout